Something's Broken.
Let's Go Fix It.

Your site is loading like it's on dial-up, or Google suspended your Business Profile for no apparent reason. Either way, it's a Tuesday, someone needs to fix it, and that someone is me. Flat-rate diagnosis. No surprise invoices.

Describe the Problem
Problem: Slow Site

Your Site Is Slow. Google Noticed Before You Did.

Page speed is a direct Google ranking factor. A site that takes 6 seconds to load on mobile isn't just annoying — it's actively losing you customers and search visibility at the same time. The culprits are almost always the same: unoptimized images, plugin bloat, cheap shared hosting, or someone installed a page builder from 2017 and it never left.

We run a full speed audit, identify the actual causes (not just the symptoms the tools report), and fix them. Target: sub-2 second load time on mobile. Realistic for most sites. Measurable on day one.

Problem: Suspended GBP

Your Google Business Profile Got Detention. Let's Get It Out.

GBP suspensions are the digital version of your kid getting detention — often unclear why, always inconvenient, and somehow always at the worst possible time. Google suspends profiles for duplicate listings, keyword stuffing in the business name, address issues, or just vibes (technically called "unspecified violations").

The reinstatement process is not intuitive. It involves identifying the actual trigger, cleaning up the profile, submitting a reinstatement request with the right documentation, and following up — because Google's support is exactly as responsive as you'd expect from a company that doesn't technically need your business to survive.

We've done this before. We know what works and what makes it worse.

Problem: Hacked or Broken

Your Site Is Doing Things You Didn't Tell It to Do.

Redirecting visitors to a pharmacy. Showing Japanese characters in search results. Marked as dangerous by Google Safe Browsing. These are signs of a compromised site, and they compound fast — every hour the malware is live, Google is noticing.

We handle malware removal, redirect fixes, blacklist removal requests (Google, Norton, McAfee), and — critically — patching the entry point so it doesn't happen again next month. We'll also give you a plain-English explanation of what happened and how to prevent it, because knowing is actually useful.

We Tell You What's Wrong
Before We Charge to Fix It.

Rescue packages start at $150 flat-rate diagnosis. You'll get a clear picture of the problem — then decide if you want us to fix it.

  1. You Describe the ProblemFill out the contact form or book a call. Tell us what's broken, what you've already tried, and what "fixed" looks like to you.

  2. We Run the Diagnosis ($150 flat)Full audit of the relevant system — site speed, GBP profile, malware scan, whatever applies. You get a written summary of findings within 2 business days.

  3. You DecideWe give you the diagnosis and a fixed-price quote to fix it. No pressure, no obligation. If it's something you can fix yourself, we'll tell you that too.

  4. We Fix ItIf you want us to proceed, we get to work. Timeline depends on the issue, but we'll give you a realistic estimate before we start — not after.

Describe What's Broken.
We'll Take It from There.

Use the contact form and describe what's happening. The more detail you give, the faster we can assess it. We'll get back to you within one business day.

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